Walking in the grocery store with my back facing the aisle because I’m looking at foods. Lady parks her cart RIGHT behind, so when I turn around, I bump into her.
I proclaim, “SO SORRY! did not see you there at all!”
She proceeds to stare at me while making that ugly goose honking sound.

People suck!!

My chariot.
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Prototype for my fortress. I’m accepting applications for minions. #lego #childhood #toys #evil #me
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It’s been a month studying piano, and I am so happy I started. I began with only knowing a C major scale and barely able to sight read. All my sheets had written letters under them.

I now know how to form major, minor, sus., and extension (numbered?) chords, along with knowing my full major scales and a handful of annotations on sheets that I didn’t know before. Today I work on the natural minor scale. 

#proud zu. 

I need a French pen pal. Anybody? I’ll send you cute letters with some goodies!!

English Major game strong - got half of my spring/summer semester books. 
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Ahhhhh!

I got a request from my school to use one of my papers as a course example for work that goes above and beyond expectations.

Happy day, happy day, happy day.

THANKSSSssSSSssSssSS.
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I’m not allowed to drink caffeinated coffee anymore. I used to think decaffeinated coffee was stupid…
but, man, do I ever find comfort in a decaf coffee when I’m up late working on a paper.  Tastes like success. 

Can I freeze time?

Sooooo I finished the 48 page assignment only to have a 10 page reflection, a 2500 word essay, two 200 word discussions, and 3 pages on promotional strategies due this weekend.
Please send help.

Why do I procrastinate so much? -.-

So my request to take some courses at another University (with them counted towards my degree) was granted :D

May-September I will be taking the following  - Women in Literature, Furthur Studies in Shakespeare (comedies and problem plays,) Advanced French, annnd Contemporary Organizational Behavior Theory. 

This means I will get to actually study one of my most treasured books - Jane Eyre. 

I have successfully registered for all remaining courses in my Bachelors degree. I never thought I would make it this far. One more year to go. 
#so proud of myself

Majestic.
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Example case study: KILL THE EMPLOYEES.
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